Sums up my boyfriend pretty much

i love you so much :)

friskyshuey:

friskyshuey:

Yes I’m a girl and I play games

I lied, I’m not a girl

i lied, im actually a burger

People’s opinions on reptiles and bugs suck.

To clarify, it’s not ALL exotics that are vicious and poisonous and cruel
Not all see you as a threat
Some are genuinely amazing and lovely

Take for example, Sawyer. My beautiful 5 year old corn snake, never bitten anyone in her entire life, from day one she has been perfect and take and relaxed. I have no fear at all putting her around my neck or letting her roam my bedroom. Yet people are so scared of her when they come over. She won’t bite, she won’t constrict, if I can wear her as a scarf and not have her move an inch whilst I feed the other 3 then, what’s the danger

Exotics with children-
My little brother loves the “snailys” every single day he asks if he can feed and water them and what have they done to him? Nothing. Nothing at all. He wasn’t FORCED to like them, I didn’t force him to name them or feed them, he chose himself. Now personally I love my little brother interacting with different species and really hope that one day he will grow fond of animals like me, however, my mother appears to have different ideas. No pets, no snails, no visits. The only exotic to enter her house will be virtual. And isn’t that just unfair? Depriving her son of what could be a future passion? Depriving her child of ever having the memories of childhood pets? Telling him and myself that bugs and snakes and snails are horrible things and she doesn’t want them in her house, whilst thinking that’s fine…makes no sense to me

I completely understand the idea of people no enjoying animals of my standards but, the lengths people go to, it’s unreal

One time in high school the teachers told us we could put our student opinion on the election which would be featured on the news and at least 50 kids in each year put BNP.

Teenagers are stupid

it seems like me and all of my friends in high school are the only ones that havent been pregnant since high school finished…. 

Is it bad im kind of jealous of those who are? :/

No matter how pissed off or angry you are DONT you dare tell me you can’t wait to go. 2 months I have to wait around for you then another three Years on that. I have to wait. For you. Ungrateful cunt

People Always talk about ONE DAY they’ll follow their dreams, they’ll make want they want a reality. What I don’t understand is, why one day? Why not today?
I’ve always fantasised as a kid and now as an adult about having a wide range of animals, having breeding pairs and having all sorts of exotic animals and now I have 10 species of animal and 35 pets at home.
That is my dream
(That and marrying Norman Reedus)
But if you have dreams follow them, don’t just sit on your ass waiting for them to happen because sooner or later it will be too late. You’ll be old and frail and suddenly your dreams of jumping off a cliff or driving a helicopter or going on holiday somewhere exotic will be over, you’ll just have regrets of NOT having those memories.

Name - hubert Humphrey the fourth

Gender - Male

Age - unknown, assuming a year from purchase

Date of birth - 13th march 2012

Species - Giant African Train Millipede

Reason for name - Boyfriend chose it whilst walking around randomly, I thought it was cute so it stuck!

I love the way my boyfriend looks when he holds my babies, it’s like he genuinely loves them, not just to make me happy. Him and sawyer have some kind of bond, where whenever he is home she is shy and keeps to herself but, when her daddy is home suddenly she wants cuddles and love all the time! I’m so Incredibly lucky to have such an amazing accepting boyfriend! And my babies are lucky to have such an amazing daddy :) Hubert is smitten with him! Moody git with me and suddenly all active with him, I love my babies and I love him! Could not be happier right now <3 amazing bestfriend, amazing boyfriend, some what amazing family and my large amazing zoo

EVERYTHING IS AMAZING

My poor spikey had a little accident today

But don’t worry! She’s fine she is coping with it and ignoring it really :) <3 my poor little girl

Why hasn’t this man married me yet !?

WHAT IS WRONG WITH HANNAH :L

Drinking wine out of the bottle cause its way too cold to go downstairs and get a glass :(

(via twisted-freakshow)